She's No Lady
Lyle Lovett

INTRO: D9

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She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too
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She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do
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She loves to lie beside me almost every night
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She's no lady, she's my wife
 
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The preacher asked her and she said, "I do."
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The preacher asked me, she says, “Yes, He does too!"
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The preacher said "I pronounce you ninety nine to life
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Son, she's no lady she's your wife."
 
        C9
I can't remember how I met her
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Seems she's always been hangin' here off my right arm
        C9
I can't remember how I ever
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Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm
 
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Now, even though she loves the smell of French perfume
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And even though she walks around in high-heeled shoes
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All I know is I'm the one that pays her price
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Man, she's no lady, she's my wife
 
BREAK ON VERSE TWICE

        C9
I can't remember how I met her
              G7                G#7               G7
Seems she's always been hangin' here off my right arm
        C9
I can't remember how I ever
             Am7             Bbm7           Am7     D9  
Thought that I just couldn't live without a woman's charm

             G7    Dm6          Am7   D9
She hates my mama, she hates my daddy too.
             G7       Dm6           Am7      D9 
She loves to tell me, she hates the things I do
              G7 Dm6               Bbm7  Am7
She loves to lie beside me, almost every night
G7       G#7            G7   Am7  Bbm7  Dm6  C9
She's no lady, she's my wife
G7       G#7            G7
She's no lady, she's my wife